Rob Glatfelter
Chicago, IL
Average
Total (45 Tourneys)
Wins
Losses
Ties
Games
Goals
Against
Delta
4.6
3.1
0.8
27.3
20.6
+6.6
209
139
34
382
1228
929
+299
Jun  7, 2019
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
0
0
0
0
0
0
+0
Apr 13, 2019
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
0
0
0
0
0
0
+0
Oct 12, 2018
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
2
2
7
24
22
+2
Bad Refs
CHI
MKE
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5 - 1Round 1vs. stick to the stort and just eat me!
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6 - 4Round 2vs. Zen and the art of maintaining a motorless existence
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2 - 2Round 3vs. Siegfried & RoyMKEMAD
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4 - 4Round 4vs. Belafonte
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5 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Maggot Meat
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2 - 5Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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0 - 5Losers Bracketvs. Yodeling BoisCHI
 
Aug 10, 2018
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
3
1
9
26
11
+15
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5 - 0Round 1vs. So wholesome
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4 - 1Round 2vs. pawnee goddesses
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2 - 2Round 3vs. Gitter Free
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5 - 2Round 4vs. The Calgary Stampede Threesome
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1 - 2Round 5vs. Broke Bike Mountain
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. pawnee goddesses
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3 - 1Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Gitter Free
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1 - 2Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Shell Shocked
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0 - 1Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Hardweeds π΅
 
May  4, 2018
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
4
3
1
8
23
14
+9
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4 - 0Round 1vs. Stacy's Team
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2 - 2Round 2vs. Taco Tony and the EnchiladasCHIMAD
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3 - 1Round 3vs. yeah yeah !
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0 - 4Round 4vs. Bed bath & Beyonce
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. SideBooB
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3 - 4Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. SAC
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5 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Stacy's Team
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1 - 2Losers Bracketvs. yeah yeah !
 
Oct  2, 2017
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
4
0
0
4
44
8
+36
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9 - 3Round 1vs. Moon Dust
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10 - 2Round 2vs. Irate Cycling PeopleBLI
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13 - 0Round 3vs. Not Another Brick in the Wall
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12 - 3Round 4vs. NiΓ±oloba
 
Aug 11, 2017
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
3
1
10
29
23
+6
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5 - 2Round 1vs. Justice Weed
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3 - 2Round 2vs. Supersonic
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3 - 1Round 3vs. Polopuff Girls
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4 - 4Round 4vs. Hell Country
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2 - 3Round 5vs. Ambiguous RaptorsMADCBUS
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2 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Future glitter sex trash panda
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5 - 0Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. buttercupSEAMKT
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3 - 2Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Blunts with a C
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1 - 4Winners Bracket Finalvs. Ambiguous RaptorsMADCBUS
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1 - 5Tournament Final Playinvs. M'OG
 
Jun  9, 2017
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
2
1
9
52
21
+31
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0 - 0Round 1vs. Instant Mix
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10 - 3Round 2vs. TC Scorpions
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2 - 4Round 3vs. The Hardwoods
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7 - 0Round 4vs. StandbyBoyz
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7 - 0Round 5vs. Buzz Lightbeer
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6 - 3Round 6vs. ABRACADABRA
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8 - 1Round 7vs. Ripley's Believe it or Twat
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7 - 4Winners Bracketvs. 10kHOU
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5 - 6Semi-Finalvs. ABRACADABRA
 
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
4
5
0
9
51
43
+8
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4 - 10Round 1vs. Oi uhh.....
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5 - 7Round 2vs. Rad Omen
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4 - 6Round 3vs. fck sht up
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10 - 0Round 4vs. Ryan and the Coattails
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7 - 4Round 5vs. polo abdul
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7 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Four Rights Make A Left
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4 - 3Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Oi uhh.....
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4 - 5Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Squircle Jerk
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6 - 7Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Oi uhh.....
 
May  5, 2017
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
1
4
1
6
9
15
-6
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5 - 1Round 1vs. NOPE
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0 - 5Round 2vs. Maaad tacosMAD
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1 - 2Round 3vs. disparos???
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2 - 2Round 5vs. NOPE
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1 - 2Winners Bracketvs. Hopscotch
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0 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Gringos
 
Apr 15, 2017
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
2
2
0
4
10
11
-1
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1 - 0Winners Bracketvs. OG Emoji
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5 - 4Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Michigan Love Fest
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1 - 3Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Snake Charmershu
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3 - 4Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. lafayettes still for lovers
 
Sep 23, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
10
1
14
26
37
-11
Malort Politics (GL)
CHI
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2 - 1Round 1vs. Wabbit (ES)
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0 - 4Round 2vs. Prospectors (CS)PDX
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5 - 1Round 3vs. Pagans (SE)
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2 - 3Round 4vs. Wood Rats (HL)
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0 - 1Round 5vs. Instant Mix
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9 - 1Round 6vs. Locomotives (SC)
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1 - 1Round 7vs. Pew Pew Mew Mew (SW)
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1 - 4Round 8vs. Les Beehive Boys (SW)
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1 - 3Round 9vs. Hot Dam (CS)
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1 - 3Round 1vs. Oak (SE)
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0 - 5Round 2vs. Prospectors (CS)PDX
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1 - 4Round 3vs. Wendigo (GP)
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3 - 5Round 4vs. GhostShip (HL)
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0 - 1Round 5vs. Instant Mix
 
Aug 19, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
8
3
0
11
35
20
+15
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5 - 2Round 1vs. Woo Girls
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2 - 5Round 2vs. Pelican
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5 - 0Round 3vs. Livingston, Waldo, and Pokemon
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1 - 0Round 4vs. OhioPals
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4 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Vermicious Knid Free Since 83
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0 - 2Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Whistle Dick Tips
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5 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Livingston, Waldo, and Pokemon
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4 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Ancient Chinese Secret
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3 - 1Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Whistle Dick Tips
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2 - 0Losers Bracket Finalvs. The Great Lakesters
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4 - 5Tournament Final Playinvs. OhioPals
 
Aug 26, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
8
3
1
12
41
19
+22
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5 - 0Round 1vs. pizza rat
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3 - 5Round 2vs. Chicken HeadsSEA
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5 - 0Round 3vs. 98 Degrees
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1 - 1Round 4vs. The Upside Down
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3 - 2Round 5vs. Butt Stuff
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Chronic Warriors
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1 - 2Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. The Upside Down
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3 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Turbo Kidz
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5 - 1Losers Bracketvs. AXNJXN
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5 - 2Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Supa dupa fly
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4 - 1Losers Bracket Finalvs. The Upside Down
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1 - 4Tournament Final Playinvs. Texas Trill
 
Jul 22, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
8
2
1
11
33
14
+19
Malort Politics
CHI
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5 - 1Round 1vs. Man Candy
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2 - 2Round 2vs. /Wendigo/
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3 - 2Round 3vs. Lazer death weasels
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5 - 0Round 4vs. Bubblers
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4 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Lazer death weasels
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1 - 3Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. /Wendigo/
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1 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Brains and Braun
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Moon Patrol!
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4 - 2Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. The SquirtlesMPLS
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3 - 2Losers Bracket Finalvs. Triple Arm Technique
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0 - 1Tournament Final Playinvs. /Wendigo/
 
Jun 10, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
3
1
9
32
21
+11
Malort Politics
CHI
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5 - 0Round 1vs. Touche Poussay
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5 - 2Round 2vs. Spider CatsCLE
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3 - 3Round 3vs. Shitfrick
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3 - 2Round 4vs. Gnifez!
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3 - 1Round 5vs. da hunt
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2 - 3Round 6vs. Wendigo
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5 - 1Winners Bracketvs. The Hardwoods
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3 - 5Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Titanic
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3 - 4Losers Bracketvs. Spider CatsCLE
 
Apr  1, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
3
1
9
68
45
+23
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11 - 1Round 1vs. Team Hautedeesh
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7 - 4Round 2vs. Too Many Cooks
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5 - 6Round 3vs. Middle Age Mutant Ninja SquirtlesMPLS
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7 - 5Round 4vs. MosquitoSKN
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6 - 6Round 5vs. Victorious Secret
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11 - 3Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Friends of MadisonMKEMAD
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4 - 6Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Too Many Cooks
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11 - 3Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. LVL 70 Troll Shaman
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6 - 11Losers Bracket Finalvs. Victorious Secret
 
Feb 19, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
7
2
0
9
20
9
+11
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3 - 1Round 1vs. Tres Pasitos
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3 - 2Round 2vs. Tres Gallos
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2 - 0Round 3vs. the turnips
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2 - 0Round 4vs. tripletas
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3 - 1Round 5vs. POCalypse MEOWLA
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5 - 2Winners Bracketvs. Tres Pasitos
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0 - 1Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. get in the van
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1 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Swamp Dogs
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1 - 2Losers Bracketvs. the turnips
 
Aug  7, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
1
0
6
54
38
+16
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12 - 3Round 1vs. Blue Skunks
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8 - 7Round 2vs. Madison
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11 - 8Round 3vs. Rainbows, Sideboobs, and Ninjaballs
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10 - 9Round 4vs. MPLS A
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7 - 4Round 5vs. MKE A
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6 - 7Semi-Finalvs. MKE A
 
Aug 28, 2015
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
7
3
0
10
33
17
+16
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5 - 0Round 1vs. Jelly Knife
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5 - 1Round 2vs. Robo-taters
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1 - 3Round 3vs. Texas Trill
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5 - 1Round 4vs. Chronic Warriors
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5 - 2Round 5vs. Hollow Points
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2 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Something Columbia
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4 - 1Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Dirty Tacos
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3 - 2Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Great Googly-Moogly
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1 - 4Winners Bracket Finalvs. Texas Trill
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2 - 3Tournament Final Playinvs. Cheese Dicks
 
Sep  4, 2015
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
2
2
10
29
19
+10
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3 - 1Round 1vs. Yours Truly
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0 - 0Round 2vs. Broken Bones
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3 - 2Round 3vs. bigshotopotamus
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3 - 3Round 4vs. Mad A
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Stephen King's Smangoliers
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2 - 1Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Bobcats
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5 - 1Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Whistle Dick Tips
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0 - 4Winners Bracket Finalvs. Messtiny's Child
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4 - 2Tournament Final Playinvs. Whistle Dick Tips
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4 - 5Tournament Finalvs. Messtiny's Child
 
Sep 18, 2015
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
4
2
12
32
34
-2
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5 - 3Round 1vs. Daring Puppies (SE)
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4 - 3Round 2vs. Doc Ellis and the No-No's (HL)
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3 - 3Round 3vs. Zig Zags (HL)
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1 - 4Round 4vs. Guardians (CS)
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3 - 2Round 5vs. Creamsicles (SW)
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3 - 1Round 1vs. Candygram for Mongo (GL)
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4 - 2Round 2vs. Mosquito (GP)
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2 - 2Round 3vs. Jerry Mato Brand Cherry Tomatoes (GL)
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0 - 5Round 4vs. Mother Funking Monster Truck (CS)
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3 - 4Winners Bracketvs. The Royals
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2 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Dead Wings (SW)
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2 - 5Losers Bracketvs. Jagwolves (CS)
 
Jun 12, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
8
3
0
11
34
27
+7
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5 - 2Round 1vs. CannibalsMKT
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3 - 2Round 2vs. oysters, clams, and cuckolds
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2 - 0Round 3vs. Candygram for Mongo
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0 - 3Round 4vs. The Calm
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5 - 2Round 5vs. don't tell quinn
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5 - 2Winners Bracketvs. Beware of ODIECHI
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1 - 4Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. sober as a gopher
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4 - 3Losers Bracketvs. don't tell quinn
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5 - 2Losers Bracketvs. Canadian Pharoah
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3 - 2Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Candygram for Mongo
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1 - 5Losers Bracket Finalvs. sober as a gopher
 
May 15, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
8
1
0
9
40
17
+23
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1 - 0Round 1vs. Old Man Strength
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5 - 1Round 2vs. The Hardwoods
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2 - 4Round 3vs. Shuttle Tyderium
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6 - 2Round 4vs. To The Pain
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7 - 3Round 5vs. SideBooB
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6 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Bees
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3 - 1Quarter-Finalvs. SideBooB
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3 - 2Semi-Finalvs. Shuttle Tyderium
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7 - 4Finalvs. Old Man Strength
 
Apr 24, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
4
2
0
6
68
32
+36
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13 - 0Round 1vs. Loader Backhoes
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6 - 3Round 2vs. Somethin!
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3 - 7Round 3vs. Voltron
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25 - 5Quarter-Finalvs. SKRRRT
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10 - 5Semi-Finalvs. Somethin!
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11 - 12Finalvs. Voltron
 
Apr 10, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
3
0
9
68
40
+28
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13 - 5Round 1vs. Blue SkunksMKT
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4 - 11Round 2vs. Saskaboom!SKN
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11 - 6Round 3vs. MKE 2
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13 - 3Round 4vs. MKE 1
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7 - 13Round 5vs. Birthday Boys & Party Favors
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16 - 0Winners Bracketvs. MKE 1
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2 - 0Quarter-Finalvs. Harper's Heroes
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2 - 0Semi-Finalvs. Birthday Boys & Party Favors
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0 - 2Finalvs. Saskaboom!SKN
 
Mar  6, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
2
2
3
7
20
19
+1
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4 - 4Round 1vs. facesofts
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3 - 3Round 2vs. M.A.D
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5 - 0Round 3vs. Without An I
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4 - 2Round 4vs. 1 Cowboy & 2 Baguettes
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2 - 3Round 1vs. Torontosaurus Rex
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2 - 2Round 2vs. Cold Shoulders
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0 - 5Winners Bracketvs. The Royals
 
Feb  6, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
8
2
0
10
29
14
+15
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4 - 1Round 1vs. Snack attack
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3 - 0Round 2vs. Birds of Slay
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2 - 1Round 3vs. tripletas
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3 - 1Round 4vs. Tres Gallos
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. $240 worth of pudding
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4 - 3Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Tres Gallos
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3 - 2Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Ratking
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0 - 1Winners Bracket Finalvs. so damn handsome
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3 - 2Tournament Final Playinvs. MUCHO
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2 - 3Tournament Finalvs. so damn handsome
 
Nov  7, 2014
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
2
5
0
7
9
26
-17
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0 - 4Round 1vs. Poon Squad
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0 - 5Round 2vs. 10 Things I Slay About You
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4 - 2Round 3vs. Shitfish & the Dookieboyzz
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0 - 5Round 4vs. Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place
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3 - 2Round 5vs. The Chaperones
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1 - 4Winners Bracketvs. la beautΓ© et les tranquilos
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1 - 4Losers Bracketvs. Dogpatch Deathmatch
 
Aug 29, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
11
1
1
13
54
18
+36
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3 - 1Round 1vs. Old Man Winterlopers
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2 - 1Round 2vs. Lake Erie Munsters
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3 - 3Round 3vs. Elmer's Fudd
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5 - 0Round 4vs. PAGAN
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Dangleberries
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4 - 5Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Lucky 108's
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. C.R.E.A.M.
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Silver Foxes
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5 - 0Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Bogeys
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4 - 0Losers Bracket Finalvs. Hoverrounds
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4 - 2Tournament Final Playinvs. Lucky 108's
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4 - 2Tournament Finalvs. Elmer's Fudd
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5 - 4Tournament Final Rematchvs. Elmer's Fudd
 
Oct 10, 2014
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
3
1
10
29
24
+5
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5 - 0Round 1vs. show me your newbs
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0 - 5Round 2vs. Attack of the red hair
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5 - 2Round 3vs. Nimbly Bimbly
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5 - 4Round 4vs. wuttnutz
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2 - 2Round 5vs. Surf Goldblum
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3 - 2Winners Bracketvs. Mad Noodle
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3 - 1Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. popping collars
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5 - 3Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Senator Clay Davis
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0 - 3Winners Bracket Finalvs. Attack of the red hair
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1 - 2Tournament Final Playinvs. Surf Goldblum
 
Jul 11, 2014
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
1
5
2
8
16
29
-13
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3 - 3Round 1vs. The Cucumbers
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0 - 5Round 2vs. White Fang
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2 - 4Round 3vs. pagan ritual
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3 - 5Round 4vs. Hurt FeelingsVAN
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3 - 3Round 1vs. Defiance
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1 - 3Round 2vs. Memento Mori
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2 - 1Round 3vs. Call Me Ass Beavers
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2 - 5Round 4vs. Aegis BurnMADSKN
 
Jun 19, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
2
0
5
49
49
+0
Rob's Zombies
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13 - 11Round 1vs. Perma Grin
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8 - 11Round 2vs. Fire Breathing Kittens
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7 - 10Round 3vs. Cold Lampin
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12 - 9Round 4vs. Kikikins
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9 - 8Round 5vs. Agent Orange
 
May 17, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
2
4
0
6
12
20
-8
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0 - 4Round 1vs. CorridorComrads
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5 - 3Round 2vs. El Lafayettos
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1 - 3Round 3vs. Quarrymen
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1 - 5Winners Bracketvs. GOONHAMMERCLEIND
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3 - 2Losers Bracketvs. THE MAESTROS
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2 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Quarrymen
 
Jun  7, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
6
0
9
28
35
-7
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5 - 4Round 1vs. Butt-on-Head BrutalityMPLS
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5 - 4Round 2vs. Milwaukee, Eh?
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2 - 3Round 3vs. 85 Bears
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2 - 5Round 4vs. Brigands
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3 - 5Round 1vs. The SquirtlesMPLS
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2 - 5Round 2vs. Heady Brosevelt
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3 - 4Winners Bracketvs. Rage QuitMKT
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4 - 2Losers Bracketvs. The Snooter Crew
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2 - 3Losers Bracketvs. The SquirtlesMPLS
 
Feb  8, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
3
2
10
23
11
+12
Klasagna and the bone oars
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3 - 3Round 1vs. Three Sticks Mafia
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0 - 0Round 2vs. Plausible deniability
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5 - 0Round 3vs. Los Joes Jota
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1 - 0Round 4vs. La Polla
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1 - 2Round 5vs. Neo Columbia
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3 - 0Winners Bracketvs. ZUMBADORES
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0 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Neo Columbia
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5 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Literally Cockroaches
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3 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Cobra kaiORL
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2 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Three Sticks Mafia
 
Oct 17, 2013
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
4
8
0
12
25
36
-11
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2 - 1Round 1vs. Power Rangers
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0 - 4Round 2vs. Portland United
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4 - 2Round 3vs. Wooly Bullies
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1 - 5Round 4vs. Pterotriclopsarousdactyl Rex
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1 - 3Round 5vs. Thrones
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2 - 3Round 1vs. White Fang
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3 - 5Round 2vs. Mosquito
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5 - 2Round 3vs. Gatore Aid
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5 - 1Round 4vs. The Union
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0 - 2Round 5vs. Masiosare
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1 - 4Winners Bracketvs. The Greens
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1 - 4Losers Bracketvs. Simon Says
 
Oct 16, 2013
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
1
1
5
16
7
+9
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5 - 0Round 1vs. Putas de Clase Alta
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4 - 1Round 2vs. Les Femmes des Crem
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1 - 2Round 3vs. Thrones
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4 - 2Round 4vs. You People
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2 - 2Round 5vs. Mean Jeans
 
Aug 16, 2013
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
4
6
2
12
26
35
-9
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0 - 5Round 1vs. The Control
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3 - 2Round 2vs. Broken Bones
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3 - 3Round 3vs. Surf Cincinnati
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3 - 3Round 4vs. Short Short Shorties
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4 - 1Round 5vs. The Phoenix
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2 - 1Round 1vs. D G T
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2 - 3Round 2vs. KMANG
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0 - 5Round 3vs. Journeymen
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0 - 1Round 4vs. 911
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5 - 3Round 5vs. Mucho Take It Easy
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1 - 4Winners Bracketvs. The Assassins
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3 - 4Losers Bracketvs. KMANG
 
Jun  1, 2013
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
12
1
0
13
43
18
+25
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5 - 1Round 1vs. Bawlsdeep Brawlers
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4 - 1Round 2vs. Barely Legal Ballers
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5 - 1Round 3vs. The Arnold Palmers
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5 - 2Round 4vs. Hoverrounds
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1 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Instamix
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2 - 3Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. 3M
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Bawlsdeep Brawlers
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3 - 2Losers Bracketvs. The Arnold Palmers
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2 - 1Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. 3M
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5 - 4Losers Bracket Finalvs. Rustbelt
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4 - 3Tournament Final Playinvs. Barely Legal Ballers
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1 - 0Tournament Finalvs. Mideast
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1 - 0Tournament Final Rematchvs. Mideast
 
May  5, 2013
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2 - 1Round 1vs. The Curse
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2 - 2Round 2vs. Tree City
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1 - 3Round 3vs. Dark Horse
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3 - 2Round 4vs. Sugar High
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3 - 3Round 5vs. Turd Murderers
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2 - 3Winners Bracketvs. Secret Handshake
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4 - 1Losers Bracketvs. The ScorpionsCLE
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5 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Tree City
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2 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Pup n SudsPDX
 
Mar 30, 2013
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0 - 3Round 1vs. Team Fitness
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5 - 0Round 2vs. Threeskins
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5 - 2Round 3vs. Karate Kittens
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0 - 5Round 4vs. Breaknecks
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2 - 3Winners Bracketvs. The No No's
 
Mar 23, 2013
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6 - 1Round 1vs. Hogan
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1 - 1Round 2vs. The Inches
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2 - 4Round 3vs. The Fantastic 4Skins
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2 - 0Round 4vs. Party of Four
 
Oct 13, 2012
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4 - 1Round 1vs. Nort' Stars
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0 - 5Round 2vs. Blue Oxen
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3 - 0Round 3vs. Inconceivable
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5 - 0Round 4vs. Tad Pi?
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1 - 4Round 5vs. Otter Spice
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2 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Tad Pi?
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1 - 5Winners Bracketvs. YOLO POLO
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4 - 0Losers Bracketvs. SyzygyMPLS
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4 - 5Losers Bracketvs. Dark Horse
 
Jul  6, 2012
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0 - 5Round 1vs. Hotdog
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3 - 5Round 2vs. Border State Bullies
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5 - 3Round 3vs. Forget Me Not
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2 - 3Round 4vs. Mucho Take It Easy
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3 - 2Round 1vs. Harden The Fuck Up
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5 - 4Round 2vs. Terminally Ill
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1 - 1Round 3vs. The Rebel Alliance
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2 - 0Round 4vs. Karmageddon
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2 - 3Round 5vs. JavierJakeJT
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1 - 5Winners Bracketvs. Guardians
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3 - 5Losers Bracketvs. JavierJakeJT
 
Jun  2, 2012
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2 - 3Round 1vs. Windsurfing to Pussy Island
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3 - 1Round 2vs. Toni and the Hard Ds
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5 - 1Round 3vs. Old Time Polo
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0 - 2Round 4vs. Where's the slip'n'slide?
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4 - 3Round 5vs. Old, Fat, & Angry
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1 - 3Round 6vs. Ice Cream Bukkake!
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5 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Scrimmage
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1 - 3Winners Bracketvs. Teen Pink Slime
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4 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Chicken Titty Sandwich
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3 - 4Losers Bracketvs. Mayoral Misconduct
 
May 19, 2012
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2 - 4Round 1vs. Hurricane Ditka
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4 - 3Round 2vs. Purple NarwhalsPDX
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3 - 3Round 3vs. Unicorn Blood Transfusion
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1 - 0Round 4vs. Sexual Chocolate
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0 - 5Round 5vs. Slab of Bacon
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2 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Goetta girls
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1 - 5Winners Bracketvs. Beaver Boys
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0 - 5Losers Bracketvs. Tree City
 
May 21, 2011
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1 - 1Round 1vs. Calvin and the Hobos
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1 - 5Round 2vs. Give us $1000 and we'll mail the change
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2 - 4Round 3vs. Giant Kid Penis
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5 - 0Round 4vs. FinesseTD
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5 - 0Round 5vs. Fat Bottom Squirrrels